Birdette

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“Improper wine stopper” present from my sis-in-law who does wine sales. Heh. (Taken with Instagram at Clark Lake)

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50 Shades of Balls to Put in Your Vagina

My SEXPress column this week is about vaginal balls, sales of which have been through the roof due to a particular scene in 50 Shades of Grey. Read on for tips on how to choose and use…

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Sex toy store owner problems: only sheets I have to take on family vacation are printed w/ obscenities. (Taken with instagram)

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My coffee table right now. SIGH what is my life. Other people have books & stuff. (Taken with instagram)

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Most magical words in English language: CTHULHU DILDO COZY. (Taken with Instagram at The Tool Shed: An Erotic Boutique)

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Mr. Right all dressed up for Pride in hand-crocheted finery. (Taken with Instagram at The Tool Shed: An Erotic Boutique)

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Just got lots if Willie Warmers, aka penis sweaters. Including rainbow for Pride! (Taken with Instagram at The Tool Shed: An Erotic Boutique)

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Always fun to see the morning-after results of @PlanetMidori class. (Taken with Instagram at The Tool Shed: An Erotic Boutique)

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Hula Pleasures Pinipple lube on fresh guava: SO GOOD. (Taken with Instagram at The Tool Shed: An Erotic Boutique)

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Nail wraps from Tool Shed that I put on 5/9 still look decent. Almost 2 weeks! I am pleased. (Taken with instagram)